sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

castielcito:

takonatural:

greenifyme:

in which aaron panics because, ‘shit, this wasn’t supposed to actually work’

*SPITTAKE*

ALSO LOOK AT AARON’S EARS

HE’S LIKE A TERRIFIED PUPPY

stridersis:

thebunnymonster:

Idk AU where John and Dave visit each other throughout their teens???? And John hits his growth spurt before Dave but by the next time they visit each other Dave’s already caught up and kissing doodle because yes

THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

(Source: smilingsollux)

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

mond0:

re bl og this and ill put this in you r submit box

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

i fucking love pizza

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

catswithbenefits:

you came to the wrong neighbearhood motherfucker

ʕ•ᴥʕ•ᴥʕ•ᴥʕ•ᴥ•ʔᴥ•ʔᴥ•ʔᴥ•ʔ

amoying:

post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

(Source: stoarchive)

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

(Source: lennonisheroin)